Weird Thursday!!

Man Grows Chest Hair Into Form of Cat...

Crazy things happen when you finally decide to shave off that Movember mustache.
Chest hair mustaches happen. Coats made of chest hair happen. Now, finally, the Internet has graced us with cat-shaped chest hair.
Yes, it's important. I've said it over and over, it takes all kinds of people to make this world a funner (weirder) place and um, here's this guy, doing his part. Am I seeing a tattoo of Albert Einstein on his left shoulder? Right.

Yearbook Photos More Embarrassing Than Yours (Maybe?). 



Thanks to the internet, awful haircuts, bad fashion, and misguided quotes are no longer just for you and your graduating class in Sheepstooth, Iowa, they are freely and readily available for the whole of the interwebs to laugh at. People don't just get to look like a serial killer in their high school yearbook pictures and get away with it anymore.

Some of these kids (and adults) are clearly playing into the funny yearbook photo game while others seem to have been caught off guard in their thinking that feathered mullets would make them super popular after graduation. While these hilarious yearbook photos are far from the biggest high school yearbook scandals in history, there are plenty of awful yearbook photos to laugh at here.

Assuming you yourself weren't the victim of a bad yearbook photo, this should be the perfect time to point and laugh at others as you enjoy this list of (awesomely) terrible yearbook pictures.

This poor kid...



This is weird...

Call the legal department!! Its Peter Griffin...



Speaking of poor kid! Oh wait, that's an American Eagle shirt...



Revenge of the band geeks...



Ok now for some celebrity school pics, you guess the celebrity...









And finally, the future heart throb for many ladies...






Hobbits are Real!!

It’s been almost a decade since scientists first discovered the remains of real “hobbits” — 18,000-year-old prehistoric creatures — on a remote Indonesian island. Researchers named them after the J.R.R Tolkien characters because their skeletal remains were pint-sized. And because scientists are nerds.

Much like the debate over whether or not “The Hobbit” should have been split into three movies, real-life hobbits are a terribly controversial topic. Claiming they are a kind of hominid closer to Homo erectus than Homo sapiens disrupts many established theories of human evolution, but new research suggests hobbits were part of an extinct species known as Homo floresiensis.
How can they tell? It’s all in the wrists.

A study in the Journal of Human Evolution shows hobbit wrists were different than modern human and Neanderthal wrists, which researchers believe is proof that they were their own species — not just very small humans.
So hobbits are real. And Middle Earth is real. What next, science? I just hope they never find that damn ring or we are all in big trouble.

Man Attacked Woman With Sock Full of "Poop."

The female college student said, “It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes."

As if women don’t already have enough reasons to avoid public transit, they might have one more: Being attacked by a “sock full of poop,” as one Chicago woman reportedly was last week.
According to the 21-year-old college student, a man on the Chicago Transit Authority’s Blue Line boarded the train at the Oak Park stop, and then at the next stop, without warning or provocation, “he throws something in my face.”
That “something” turned out to be feces. “He had a sock full of his poop on me,” she said. “It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes.”
The attacker then fled up the Austin Boulevard exit; she wasn’t able to catch him. “The worst part is nobody had anything to wipe my face with,” she said. The woman waiting for paramedics to show up, who gave her towels and water. “They really aren’t prepared for a situation like that,” she noted.
She described the experience as degrading, saying “I wish he had just hit me.” “I don’t know why he did it,”  she added, guessing that he wouldn’t have done such a disgusting thing to a man.

The first question that comes to my mind is, why didn't any of the other passengers help her?



"Jedi-Knights" Most Popular Alternative Religion in Britain

According to the 2011 census, there are more Jedi than there are Scientologists or Atheists.

Britain’s 2011 census results just came out: Of the 240,000 people who picked “other religion,” almost 74 percent  listed themselves as Jedi Knights — making it the most popular alternative religion in England and Wales.
But the noble Jedi are losing ground, it seems. That number has fallen from 2001, when a campaign helped bring in 390,0000 responses. There are still officially more Jedi walking around than there are Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Heathens and Scientologists, however.